Round 25 NRL Guest Preview: DARIUS BOYD

This week's special guest previewer is tight-lipped Dragons fullback DARIUS BOYD.
Last week's writer JESSICA SIMPSON (4/8 tips) has been reprimanded for inappropriately flirting with League Larrikin via email...

Eels v Panthers:
No. (Editor's note: this response from Darius will be counted for tipping purposes as a draw.)

Cowboys v Broncos:
Yeah, nah... dunno. (Another draw.)

Titans v Tigers:
Wayne Bennett told me not to give too much away, alright. So I'm not.
The winner will be Ti... I can only give away the first two letters I'm afraid. Oh and the last letter is an 's'. Sorry. (Well, no I'm not actually sorry at all you worthless scum. Work it out for yourselves.)

Rabbitohs v Dragons:
Okay the coach has just tapped me on the shoulder (I'm so tense I nearly reflex-punched him,) and suggested that I am actually allowed to say a few words about each game. Just as long as I don't mention the plan to be more physical in the opening exchanges before shifting the ball and targeting the Rabbitohs' right side defence. Ah crap. My fault, Benny.
Rabbitohs will probably win now.

Storm v Roosters:
A few of my Origin mates are in the Storm team like Billy Slater, Cameron Smith and Dallas Johnson. Pffft who am I kidding - I don't have any mates.
Storm by 40. (Billy... Cam... please return my calls.)

Sea Eagles v Sharks:
Whatever. Either that or Sea Eagles.

Bulldogs v Warriors:
Choking? The Dragons are not urrgghhh... nehejjkke... no,gmmphh, no... NOT... cho, cho, choking. Excuse me, my roast potato just went down the wrong way. I wasn't choking. None of my teammates are choking either. Actually none of my teammates even turned up to my dinner party. Would you shut up about choking!?
Maybe Bulldogs are the real chokers. Yeah, come on Warriors.

Raiders v Knights:
It's not as if the Dragons have been losing to hopeless teams at the bottom of the table like the Raiders, or has-beens like the Broncos. Oh right, yes we have. See THIS is why I normally don't talk much!
Maybe the Raiders aren't that bad after all. I'll tip them. But if they lose they are so ****ing s***!!! Can I go now?