Round 19 Special Guest Preview: Lleyton Hewitt

This week's previewer is Aussie tennis champion (well, former champion) Lleyton Hewitt. Last week's writer Gordon Ramsay is sadly unavailable due to his head being too far up his own... well you get the idea.

Broncos vs Rabbitohs:
RA BIT OHS! RA BIT OHS! RA BIT OHS!!! I don't actually support anybody; I just like yelling stuff.

Bulldogs vs Titans:
Bulldogs were crap last year but now they're amazing. They've come back like my hero Rocky! Can you believe some people think that Rocky is just a movie and isn't actually real? Idiots. He's my hero. I'd love to meet him but my agent says he's really hard to contact, even for a superstar like me. Bulldogs to win in a Hollywood finish.

Panthers vs Raiders:
C'mmmmooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!! Er, dunno really - Panthers I guess.

Sharks vs Sea Eagles:
C'mmmmoooooooooonnnnn Adelaide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Crows aren't playing? Oh... in that case I pick the Sea Eagles - they're both birds I guess.

Roosters vs Warriors:
Speaking of birds, how hot is my wife? Damn hot. All the cheerleaders at this game put together wouldn't be as hot as my Bec. She predicts Roosters and who am I to argue whilst she's giving me this unbelievably hot oil massage?

Tigers vs Cowboys:
Some of the American guys on the tennis tour have a saying - 'Tigers suck'. They'd know more than me - Cowboys to win.

Eels vs Storm:
The Eels must approach this match the way I approach Roger Federer - try their guts out, give it everything, look deep within themselves to find that extra something, fight and fight and fight until the bitter end and be prepared to die on that centre court in the desperate pursuit of victory... and hope their opponent gets injured and can't finish the match. Storm in straight sets.